"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Humor Quotes
Explore our collection of inspiring quotes about humor from known figures, movies, and everyday wisdom.
"You talking to me?"
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"I'll be back."
"You talking to me?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
"I'll be back."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."